Who knew my downfall would be so tasty?

Question: What do you do when you've realized that in the past two months or so you've been using Reduced Fat Nilla Waffers® perhaps a bit too often as a coping mechanism for dealing with your ongoing stress and emotional malfunctions?

Answer: Dig up the athletic pants that you once used for strenuous and disciplined exercising and change into them as soon as you enter your home and do not remove until dressing for work the next day (except for the case of showering).

Seriously, I'm not psychic but I foresee a lot of elliptical miles in store for myself. Where is Mr. Miyagi when I need him? Not in the cookie aisle thats for damn sure.